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Slim Santa please stand up. I repeat will the real Slim Santa please stand up. We're gonna have a problem here. You all act like you've never seen Santa before, Toys all over your floor, who the hell ya think brought them? It wasn't your drunk dad or your mother that whore, It was me and now I'm skinny and I'll tell you the score. Its the return of Christmas but not the jolly fat elf, my ass got so big I couldn't wipe it myself. My doctor said, Santa you've never looked worse, lose 200 pounds or your heart's gonna burst. Everybody loved me big and fat ho-ho-ho, Big ass Santa look at him walking around, his belly like jelly, have some more eggnog. They didn't give a *fuzz* if my arteries clogged, So I said *fuzz* them and I joined a gym. Started eatting low-fat cookies and drinking milk that was skim. I lost so much weight I can see my candy cane, and Mrs. Clause is happy I can *fuzz* her again. (Your name is on my list) x2, and if your nice, not naughty I might give you a little gift. But here's a message for you if your a big fat slob, If your gut is in the way your girl won't bobble your knob. You can't expect a hoe to gobble your goo, if you just sit there eatting twinkies, watching Scooby Doo. If you ain't nothing but chubby, no girl wants a fat hubby, you'll end up.